Headless horseback riding
Tues & Thurs: November 3 – January 26
No class: 11/24
Meet at the large bale of hay outside of the Fitness Center Exercise Room: 7-10 p.m.
Fee: Your soul (Register by November 3)
Indoor sea monster kayaking
Mondays: November 7 – December 19
Fermilab pool: 11 a.m.-12:45 p.m.
Fee: 30 live sea bass (Register by November 5)
ATHLETIC LEAGUES/OPEN GYM
Broomball is a year-round sport played with magical flying brooms and fist-sized pumpkins. Pick-up games are held at lunchtime in the Fitness Center gym (membership required) or outdoors. Outfits are typically flowing black robes and protective hats. Contact Chris Scare at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Fermilab employees will receive a 15 percent discount on singing lessons from Odysseus’s Sirens in St. Charles.
Free cat food when you visit any Petco with your black cat during the month of November.