Short-term accommodation required

Due to a clerical error in the spectral dimension, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future have arrived on the earthly plane a few months early. Unfortunately, the Village is fully booked until December (that’s our excuse), so any available short-term leases would be greatly appreciated. Don’t worry, they’ve promised not to show you visions to make you change your miserly ways.

Please call the Housing Office on 630-840-3777 if you have a place available. Large rooms not required – the ghosts are traveling light.