April Fool
From The Onion: April 1, 2017: CHICAGO — Two University of Chicago atomic physicists unveiled what they are calling their “most hilarious work to date”: an oversize novelty atom that measures “a ridiculously huge” 8.2 x 10-10 meters in diameter.
Fermilab is expanding its social media presence to an up-and-coming platform called LiveJournal. This will be a repository for blog entries about the lab, with contributions from both the Office of Communication, the directorate, and guest entries from employees and users at the lab. If you are interested in contributing a blog entry on this new platform, please contact social media manager Lauren Biron (lbiron@fnal.gov). Fermilab currently has a social media presence on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google+, LinkedIn, YouTube and…
For those who want a refreshing, entertaining evening delving into Gates’ semiotics, Galbraith’s economics, McClary’s feminine tonics or plain ol’ Miltonics, come to The Frontier Pub on Saturday at 6 p.m. We’re hosting Nontrivia Night. Serious discussions only. Nontrivia Night is intended to be a soothing balm to relieve the grating sensation many of us feel when we witness Trivia Night participants cheering their every correct response to a trivia question. So they know the distance from Earth to the…