ESH has asked Wilson Hall employees to take the day off. An acromantula and its many friends have taken residence inside all WH bathrooms. Thank you for your understanding
Paranormal tours: Come and tour MINOS during the witching hours. Tours will be offered to a limited number of people. For more information please call HAU-NTED (428-6833).
Shuttle bus drivers have encountered the Sanderson Sisters on site. Wearing earplugs on all shuttles is advised, lest the sisters put a spell on you.
We are putting up a cached-build server for the SPOOKY package management system, which will be a logical replacement for the existing fnkits and scisoft servers for ups packages. It will host compressed EYEBALLS of built packages.
There is a special menu today at Fresh Seasons Café. Main courses: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding Steak and kidney pie Roast chicken Lamb chops Sides: Mashed potatoes Pumpkin pasties Steamed vegetables Desserts Treacle tart Chocolate gateau Drinks Pumpkin juice Butterbeer
Fermilab fire crews responded to calls of a conflagration of bluish-white flames last night at a large tree near the edge of the lab’s property. When they arrived, the fire was out and tree intact. Physicists are hard at work to try to explain this phenomenon.