Halloween

ESH has asked Wilson Hall employees to take the day off. An acromantula and its many friends have taken residence inside all WH bathrooms. Thank you for your understanding

Paranormal tours: Come and tour MINOS during the witching hours. Tours will be offered to a limited number of people. For more information please call HAU-NTED (428-6833).

Hocus Pocus rebooted

Shuttle bus drivers have encountered the Sanderson Sisters on site. Wearing earplugs on all shuttles is advised, lest the sisters put a spell on you.

We are putting up a cached-build server for the SPOOKY package management system, which will be a logical replacement for the existing fnkits and scisoft servers for ups packages. It will host compressed EYEBALLS of built packages.

There is a special menu today at Fresh Seasons Café. Main courses: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding Steak and kidney pie Roast chicken Lamb chops Sides: Mashed potatoes Pumpkin pasties Steamed vegetables Desserts Treacle tart Chocolate gateau Drinks Pumpkin juice Butterbeer

One day only! The prairie inside the Main Ring has been turned into a pumpkin patch. Please ignore the black pumpkins and white particles floating through the air – the connection to the Upside Down is temporary.

Walk with care at night

Graduate students and postdocs were spotted stumbling from Fermilab Village last night. Identifiable by their milky skin and overripe smell, these researchers are vital and hungry for knowledge … and brains. Please avoid unless recently fed.