A number of individuals have reported seeing the ghost of Robert Wilson in the Main Ring tunnel. They believe his return is correlated with the seventh anniversary of the Tevatron collider’s shutdown. The ESH&Q members of the Accelerator Division are looking into the matter.

Beware the werebison

How can you tell which of the charismatic megafauna are actually werebison?

Enjoy a mug of hot cinnamon apple cider while touring haunted areas of the Fermilab site after sunset. Meet at the covered wagon outside of Lederman Science Center, if you dare. Hayride is not suitable for anyone who is easily scared of the dark or of ghosts, or who doesn’t like apple cider.

Though it feels like Wilson Hall is filled with the undead all year, hordes of the actual undead from the Tri-City area will be making their way to Ramsey Auditorium for their bicentennial general meeting this Thursday. The agenda will include a ballot to elect a new lich king, and discussion of the PR impact of officially adopting the term ‘zombie’. We promise the horde are house-trained, though for your wellbeing exchanging pleasantries with a passing skeleton is strongly discouraged….