The Shakers

Are the shakers really gone forever?

For anyone who actually enjoys putting their face in the backwash of a dozen germ-infested people before you, there will be apple bobbing. There’s a bucket with some water and apples behind the Pine Street guard station. Knock yourselves out, you filthy animals. For Pete’s sake, don’t put the apples back in the bucket.

At precisely the stroke of midnight, the corpses of individuals buried in Pioneer Cemetery will rise from their graves and with ghastly howls discuss the historical significance of their lives and the surrounding area. Please no photography. Robert Wilson will be also leading a haunted hayride departing from his tombstone every half hour until 3 a.m.

An informational booth will be set up in the Wilson Hall atrium from noon until 3 p.m. for anyone interested in learning how to properly determine whether or not something wicked this way comes.

The dog training area will be off-limits until further notice due to werewolf sightings. ESH&Q will provide information at a later date about the reopening, as well as information about the dangers of playing fetch with changelings, no matter how cuddly they may appear.

The Fermilab Wiccan Society will be leading a seance, free and open to the public, in the Kuhn Barn at 1 a.m. If you’ve never summoned anyone from beyond the grave before, this is a great opportunity to start! International folk dancing will follow at approximately 2 a.m. No need to bring a partner. One will be provided.

Come for an exclusive tour of the MINOS underground areas! No need to RSVP, just show up. No garlic, crosses or stakes are permitted on the tour. O negative blood types are especially invited. Instructions will be left at the MINOS building for letting yourself down the elevator, one at a time, please. Bring your friends!

Menu for Friday, Nov. 1

Dinner Menu undead; check back later Wednesday, Nov. 6 Lunch Menu undead; check back later Chez de Mort menu Call xMORT to make your reservation.