Come for an exclusive tour of the MINOS underground areas! No need to RSVP, just show up. No garlic, crosses or stakes are permitted on the tour. O negative blood types are especially invited. Instructions will be left at the MINOS building for letting yourself down the elevator, one at a time, please. Bring your friends!

Menu for Friday, Nov. 1

Dinner Menu undead; check back later Wednesday, Nov. 6 Lunch Menu undead; check back later Chez de Mort menu Call xMORT to make your reservation.

In the past three decades, the state of Illinois has not received a single report of a coyote attacking a human. However, just this month, several employees and visitors have reported being bitten or scratched by a coyote-like animal on site.